Dubrovin Family
Stoopid Friends
Update: Mya RIP
Mya is no longer with us.
01-26-2004 to 11-15-2018.
We will miss her but her memory lives on!

Great Adventures of, "Mya"
the Little Dumb Dog

Mya with frisbee
Mya is a "Thirteen Inch" Beagle.
She is 15 months old in this picture.
She is, of course, very stoopid!
This is my frisbee and you can't have it!

This is the precious little princess,  with one ear flopped back for that "stylish flair". Seen here with her favorite toy of the moment, a frisbee. Actually it's just the lid from a sour cream container but don't tell her that.

Further Adventures of the Little Dumb Dog.

Tales of selected great adventures of the Precious Princess. These short stories are available as pdf files.

She likes anything "outside"! Walks, Puppy Patrol even sitting on the back of the couch so she can look outside see what is going on outside. Riding in the car is even better because outside is all around and it moves by as you watch.

Unfortunately the little dog is very stoopid. Some of the things that make her stoopid are:
  • First off just how smart can you be when you have a brain the size of a baseball and half of that is for your nose! (The nose works just fine.)
  • Losing the frisbee. In mid stride the nose catches a new smell, the dog does a right turn and she is on the trail. The frisbee is no longer on the radar screen.
  • Having only two time references, now and forever.
  • Waking Kenny up a 6:00am Sunday morning to go "outside". Not to go potty, that can wait, it's time to play now that the sun has been up forever.
  • Trying to look like a starved puppy when you are really a plump little princess just because Kenny is doing something in the kitchen.
  • Trying to stomp the waterbed into submission.
  • Mysterious migration of underwear into the living room.
  • Intense interest in magazines. Not to read them but to shred them and then sleep on top of the pile. While there is no pea under the "mattress" there is usually the remains of a chew stick.

Fortunately for her we like stoopidz!

Mya on parade
Mya on parade with a great prize.

Favorite Food:
whatever Kenny is eating at the moment. Even if it is something gross and disgusting like fresh fruit.

Greatest Nemesis:
The Cursed Kitty
The Scummy Squirrel

Ken Dubrovin, 2208 Buckingham Circle, Loveland, Colorado 80538 dubrovin.com